Today's blog post by Pusheen introduces us to the essentials of understanding the feline race. The first three are very familiar to me, except for the last. I have seen my father wave a little dead rat's tail in front of a cat, and damn there sure was naught a mouth-savoring moment experienced. The Nuh uh is a usual cat speak aside from the dreaded Nope. It is a silent form of communication, the Nope, and you can really feel the tension and cat resistance when you try to move him/her (rest in peace, pillows or blankets or sofas). Finally, I would probably be confused whether the Absolutely not move is real denial, or an actual form of sweetness. Because cat scratches are a sign of love.
Moving to another webcomic universe, SMBC has unveiled the baby translator, though it is only available in English for now. Still, would you look at that, it really is something. Humans are animals, after all, and there's nothing as cute as a baby being honest about pooping and going for the mild version of Oedipus Rex.
